The Essence of Contradictory

December 8, 2009
By spadoodle BRONZE, Bolingbrook, Illinois
spadoodle BRONZE, Bolingbrook, Illinois
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I lost my body but still got my head.
Oh no silly… I’m not dead

I’m as soft as goo but hard like a rock
I’m even so cool, I look like Spock

Don’t try to mock, me I’m copying you
But you smell great, just like dodo

What that’s not mean, I was nice
I’m cooold just like spice

My hair so clean that I got lice
And I hate white food, so of course I like rice

I’m so young, I’m about 87
And hate double digits, so love eleven
I’ve been so bad; I’m probably going to Heaven

People think that I’m weird, but I think I’m normal
Just because you’re at chuckie cheese doesn’t mean I can’t dress formal

I’m not you but you are me
And hell yeah I’m mad, I’m full of glee

Who walks on foot, I walk on knee
And I love policemen, so you know I’m a G

Contradictory is easy and really simple
Oh my leg is broke, so now I’m nimble

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