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   Remember all those rationals and irrationals, the ones we got confused?

I still get them wrong and I am not very amused.

Digits and decimals, too many D's

But wait until we start on those x, y, and z's.

Powers of 10 are expressed by exponents in many ways,

But, remember, there is only one and that is to have them raised.

Counting all those zeros makes me very crazy,

So use that scientific notation and don't be so lazy.

Collections of elements in sets are a breeze.

Elements follow a pattern just like 1, 2, and 3's.

A variable is a symbol like x which has 1 value, not 2.

If you put the right variable in an open sentence, the statement will be true.

Factoring numbers can be such a bore!

But, prime numbers are the best since the factors are only 1 and itself, and nothing more.

Basic axioms of algebra leave you in awe,

But not to understand them is one major flaw.

The most important axiom is the distributive one.

It's the one we used the most, but it wasn't that fun.

Reciprocals are the numbers that always do a flip upside down.

Inverses are very different and in their own special way they turn around.

Numbers and variables are jumbled disorderly,

Are called equations and are only solved algebraically

Solving inequalities can make you want to die,

But, there are only 3 choices: greater than, less than, or equal to, so there is no need to cry.

Polynomials can leave you in such a disarray,

But, just remember there are coefficients and constant terms and then you will be straightened out today.

Products of binomials can take you so long to do a few.

But, just skip the steps and use FOIL without a big to do.

Figuring out ordered pairs can leave you in such a mess.

But, if you remember the x-axis, y-axis, and origin, you'll do them with success.

Systems of linear equations can be solved in 4 different ways.

Substitution, addition method, determinants, and graphing with different rays.

The slope always equals rise over run.

If you remember this you'll always get those problems done.

Quotients of 2 polynomials are called Rational Algebraic Expression.

If you don't reduce them fully they will leave you in a great big depression.

Square roots and cubic roots leave me very puzzled, But the index and radicand leave me troubled.

Square-free integers can't be broken down anymore.

They are like 2, 3, and 5, but never integers like 16 or 4.

There are many other rules, guidelines and steps to Algebra 1

But, we still have Geometry, Algebra 2 and Analysis to continue the fun!!!




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Michaela M. VIP said...
Jan. 30 at 11:15 pm:

math is my enemy! i think thats why im so good a language arts this poem helps a lot...now i just have to rember it all...thanks this all ready helps half the things you said we were donig in class and i dident even get. would i b ok if i showed this to my math teacher all credit will be yours.

 
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Studio_RietVIP said...
Jan. 27 at 2:33 pm:

Ugh. I did NOT like Algebra 1. This poem explains a lot of it. It's funny, though, and makes light of the math situation :)

 
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chloe_garrettVIP said...
Jan. 27 at 8:37 am:

LOL this is hilarious. Great poem. I love your work. Do you think you could check out some of mine?

 
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Wildflower30VIP said...
Jan. 27 at 2:03 am:

I love Math, but the calm way you expressed the whole thing was amazing. I love the 3rd and 4th lines. Satiric. :)

 
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Ella1VIP said...
Jan. 5 at 7:13 pm:

Haha I love this great work!

 
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Priyanka_A said...
Jan. 5 at 10:11 am:

this is hilarious! i took alg 1 last year, and you pretty much covered it all. You have great talent and maybe you could check out some of my work?

 
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eadzzzzzzzzzzzzz said...
Dec. 4, 2011 at 1:27 am:

thanks it help me a lot 

 
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JuneTazVIP said...
Nov. 23, 2011 at 9:19 am:

Good rhyming words and detail! It literally reminded me of my algrebra classroom, learning lessons all over again. I think it would flow better if you took out a few unnecessary words, and tried to have the rhyming lines about the same length. Luv the last line!

 
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emoali18VIP said...
Nov. 22, 2011 at 6:59 pm:

This was so awesome! I love the rhyming and I am totally jealous of your poetic skills! Poetry has never been my thing, but I always wish it was! Great job!

 
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LifesIllusionVIP said...
Nov. 22, 2011 at 6:04 pm:

This poem is halarious and awesome! it totally made me laugh out loud. great work!

 
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NinjaKittyKawaii said...
Nov. 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm:

This poem is awesome!

Though, i loved Algebra 1. Now, im in Geometry. I hate it. I don't think it's hard or anything, its just really boring.

 
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james14VIP said...
Nov. 22, 2011 at 9:19 am:

I love this poem!!! I have trouble with math even though I'm in Pre-Algebra, so I know how you feel!!!

 
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Dancing4Jesus said...
Oct. 31, 2011 at 2:06 pm:

Interesting, I love math though :p especially algebra 1 and as the years progress it definitely doesnt get any better ... I'm new on here and definitely needs more views check out my work, constructive criticism is what I need to help me become a better writer! Thanks guys and gals!

 
raindance72VIP replied...
Nov. 22, 2011 at 10:35 am :

i'm in doubly advanced math but i hate it now because i'm doing geometry :(

i miss algebra 1.

 
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mightierthantheswordVIP said...
Oct. 31, 2011 at 11:39 am:

Love your poem! There should be a law that this has to be posted in every single math classroom in the western hemisphere! Can't wait to read more of your writing!

 
ThePeaceDaisyVIP replied...
Oct. 31, 2011 at 1:56 pm :

Why just th western hemisphere?

 
ThePeaceDaisyVIP replied...
Oct. 31, 2011 at 1:56 pm :

I mean 'the.'

 
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carlya14VIP said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 8:16 pm:

Im in algebra 1 now and u said it all! Haha love it!

 
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PumpkinscoutVIP said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 4:18 pm:

This is a clever and witty poem. Speaks true for all Algebra-haters!

 
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Carcar11 said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm:

I couldnt even get into algebra1 im fourteen stuck doing algebra1a that shhtuff is hard

 
inside_wonders19VIP replied...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm :

wait till you get into algebra 2... i got straight d's

 
Carcar11 replied...
Oct. 18, 2011 at 3:59 pm :

i would be in normal algbra but i have panic attacks often times triggerd by not understanding something so my math teacher last year thought it would be better for my health if i was in an easier math class.... he was wrong the teacher makes me want to go postal

 
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SkyDeerVIP said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 11:07 am:

Great poem! I hated algebra one.!

 
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NYClove13VIP said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 8:15 am:

Love this...hate math.

 
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Eternally17VIP said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 3:07 am:

Haha, this was awesome :D You aptly described the frustration that algebra brings about! Great work :D

 
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Book_addictVIP said...
Aug. 26, 2011 at 11:42 pm:

I like this.  Great poem about math!

 
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SeerKnowsBestVIP said...
Aug. 26, 2011 at 8:54 pm:

lol i'm in algebra one right now this is so great i'm gonna forward it to my friend you rock. ps, i love math. sorry you don't...but maybe it's a love hate relationship, since you wrote a poem about it

 
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spencyVIP said...
Aug. 26, 2011 at 6:30 pm:

 IS AMAZING,LOLZZZZ YOU FUNNY....BUT I LIKE IT....MATH IS NOT MY FAVOORITE SUBJECT AND NEVER WILL BE.....GOOD JOB,KEEP IT UP 5/5....VISIT ME AND DNT FORGET TO RATE AND COMMENT....THANK YOU

 
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Bgeek24VIP said...
Jun. 21, 2011 at 11:05 am:

I am now finished with Algebra I, and I really hated it, yet for some reason I was really good at it. But you are an amazing writer never stop making poetry. It is amazing how you put all of this into one poem. You summarized the whole class and added your own opinion. Fantastic job.

 
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Dizzy_BirdVIP said...
May 30, 2011 at 10:18 pm:

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WOW. This is amaaazing! You rock at poetry! :)

 
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Katie1234VIP said...
May 30, 2011 at 7:55 pm:

I thoroughly enjoyed this. I really enjoy math, so it was fun for me to read. However, I am also a big poetry fan, and it is nice to see something less conventional.

 
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Alon_FreevoiceVIP said...
May 30, 2011 at 7:53 pm:

you want to be a teaacher??

this is like a summarize lecture in algebra with some complaints...

 
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poppy_lin said...
May 30, 2011 at 6:19 pm:

I love this! Haha, I can relate to this so much; Alegebra makes me wanna punch children. (btw. i am NOT a child molester.) Good job!

Cheers!

 
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DeusExMachinaVIP said...
May 30, 2011 at 11:15 am:

Sorry, but was this like a school project or something? Like good job with rhyming, but I was sort of bored discussing math when I'm trying to read poetry...

 
ilovewriting95VIP replied...
Jun. 1, 2011 at 11:08 pm :

hahaha... same. Math and poetry don't mix ( in my opinion anyway.)

 
Andrew1VIP replied...
Sept. 17, 2011 at 9:44 am :

 Yea I agree but they did a great job of expaining the class. Poetry is great because it can be about anything whether we find it intresting is beside the point.  

 
ilovewriting95VIP replied...
Sept. 17, 2011 at 1:01 pm :

You are so right and I totally agree with you.

 
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RainingStars said...
Apr. 16, 2011 at 9:16 pm:

Oh Algebra I, I will never escape from you. Being in Algebra II doesn't help much. I loved this poem, it was so fun to read and to torment my sister wtih. Very clever

 
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ema2423VIP said...
Apr. 16, 2011 at 1:28 pm:

Ick, I hate algebra! I love this poem though, keep writing :]

 
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LiveInTheMomentVIP said...
Apr. 16, 2011 at 11:52 am:

I'm actually in middle school, so I was scratching my head in confusion for 99% of this poem, but hey, it sounded good!!! 8) Continue doing this stuff, you're really good at it.

 
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LiveInTheMomentVIP said...
Apr. 16, 2011 at 11:49 am:

I can't believe you made all of those crazy terms rhyme! I think you should sell this to a math textbook company to help kids memorize algebraic terms. 8) Great job, this was really creative. If you have time, please check out, comment on, and rate my poem, The Girl Inside. Thanks!!! 8)

 
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ImagineBelieveHopeVIP said...
Mar. 25, 2011 at 1:12 pm:

I love algebra, honestly. I'm in an Honors Geometry class this year and I absolutely HATE GEOMETRY. I am so much better at algebra....but anyway this poem was really nice :) GOOD WORK!

 
aliciaaliciaaaaa replied...
Apr. 16, 2011 at 11:02 pm :

haha ikr, i used to think i hated algebra after taking it in 8th grade. but now in honors geo...ugh cant wait to go back to algebra II

 
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alymarie3VIP said...
Mar. 12, 2011 at 11:38 pm:

omg i hate algrebra haha

 
joelhinay replied...
Oct. 4, 2011 at 3:57 am :

don't you worry, I will help you with that

 

 
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ellie315VIP said...
Mar. 3, 2011 at 11:17 pm:

I'm impressed that it rhymes but....what the heck?

 
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nightwolfsnowVIP said...
Mar. 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm:

Ahaha! Shoot! I WISH I could go back to Algebra I! I'm in AP Calc. x.x

 
Book_addictVIP replied...
Aug. 27, 2011 at 12:04 am :

Finished Algebra 2 just last year, and (hooray homeschooling!) I don't have any math this year, but... Sympathy for you.  Sympathy.

 
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mcnwritingsoul said...
Mar. 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm:

Hi guys, can some of you pleaasssee read my poems? i am a young poet, STARVING for feedback!!! plz!!

 
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msztweetybabii said...
Feb. 9, 2011 at 11:45 pm:

Excuse me, but I saw this poem before..You did not write it..Please don't take credit for other people's work..Please be original. 

Not trying to be rude, just saying.

 
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