Mouth And Nose

   Well, nose

I guess it's just you and me

it's too bad that

the ears fell off in the cold

the fingers burnt up in the stove

the toes were eaten by mold

there, there

don't cry

it's good to remember that

the back just went right and fell off

the brain oozed out of the ear

the neck blew off from a cough

stop sniffling,

there's still you and me

be glad you didn't end up like some of the others who got

melted down to ooze

singed down to ashes

or wandered off drinking booze or EVEN

think this, nose,

got processed into McDonald's food

ooo, I chatter just thinking about it

it's just you and me, nose

but don't you fret

Acause I can talk

hey, stop whining

I gotta tell ya about....