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Monday's Malady MAG
To wake up so early
Tired from fun.
To party till the wee hours
And rise with the sun.
My weekend is over
I must now go to school.
An extension would be great,
Staying home would be cool.
So I crawled to my mom
In my nice warm jammies.
I told her my head was hot
And my hands were clammy.
She gave me an aspirin
Saying I was quite ill.
So I threw in the bit
Of a bellyache and a chill.
I ran back to my room
Knowing I had won
And I slept and slept
Until quarter to one.
So, for all of you guys
Doing work that boggles your head.
Remember me,
I'll be in bed. . .
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