Monday's Malady MAG

By Unknown, Unknown, Unknown

   To wake up so early

Tired from fun.

To party till the wee hours

And rise with the sun.

My weekend is over

I must now go to school.

An extension would be great,

Staying home would be cool.

So I crawled to my mom

In my nice warm jammies.

I told her my head was hot

And my hands were clammy.

She gave me an aspirin

Saying I was quite ill.

So I threw in the bit

Of a bellyache and a chill.

I ran back to my room

Knowing I had won

And I slept and slept

Until quarter to one.

So, for all of you guys

Doing work that boggles your head.

Remember me,

I'll be in bed. . .

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KyleG SILVER said...
on Jul. 12 2009 at 11:34 pm
KyleG SILVER, Millville, New Jersey
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Haha. Excellent! You've captured the feel of the lazy teenager's greatest victory.


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