Hogwarts is fantastic

It's a fact anyone can state

But one thing is quite certain

Staff always experiences the same strange fate


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Year one we didn't see it

No one could ever know

That simple, studdering Quirell

Could have a villan attatched to his skull


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Year two we were baffled

Lockheart shocked us all

His stories were all lies

Simple memory charm, and the other wizard's would not recall


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Year three was quite different

We thought we'd finally found the one

'Til charming Lupin grew some fur

And howled at the moon


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Year four was entirely unique

We didn't see through young Barty Jr's plan

Poor Moody got himself locked in a trunk

But Veritaserum sent Crouch straight to Azkaban


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Year five was absolutely horrid

Umbridge; the wretched toad

Foolish Fudge, putting her in charge

Hoping his stupid "plan" would unfold


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Year six was absolutely shocking

Snape?! No, it couldn't be

With Slughorn to replace him in potions

The students were concerned, everyone could see


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Year seven, him again

The only time we were able

To keep a teacher another year

It was Severus Snape, how incapable


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Well, as hard as it was to find them

We managed, i suppose

To find a DA teacher

Next year...who knows?!


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