The Ballad of Draco Malfoy

October 27, 2009
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Bloody Harry Potter

The famous “Boy Who Lived”

Ha! It makes me laugh

Just to think of the scar on his head


Consumed in all his glory

He thinks he’s the best

“I defeated Voldemort”

That makes him triumph all the rest


Little whining Weasley

Thinks he is the coolest

Just ‘cause he knows Potter

Humph. I’m certainly not impressed


And that dirty Mud Blood Granger

Oh how she makes me scowl

Outwit Crabbe, Goyle and I will you?

Her perfect-ness is most foul!


And last but not least Dumbledore

Hogwarts’ dim-witted headmaster

Maybe he wouldn’t have died

If he could run a little faster!


All these do-gooders sicken me!

Will they never realize?

That the Dark Lord will rule

The one they all despise


It won’t be long before it happens

They’ll all realize what fools they’ve been

Not following his masterful reign


Uh oh. Voldemort’s dead. Well that gives the story a spin!

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Kelz1141 said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Well I think this is cute and creative though I don't think Draco actually thinks like that. You poems funny!
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