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The Ballad of Draco Malfoy
Bloody Harry Potter
The famous “Boy Who Lived”
Ha! It makes me laugh
Just to think of the scar on his head
....
Consumed in all his glory
He thinks he’s the best
“I defeated Voldemort”
That makes him triumph all the rest
....
Little whining Weasley
Thinks he is the coolest
Just ‘cause he knows Potter
Humph. I’m certainly not impressed
....
And that dirty Mud Blood Granger
Oh how she makes me scowl
Outwit Crabbe, Goyle and I will you?
Her perfect-ness is most foul!
....
And last but not least Dumbledore
Hogwarts’ dim-witted headmaster
Maybe he wouldn’t have died
If he could run a little faster!
....
All these do-gooders sicken me!
Will they never realize?
That the Dark Lord will rule
The one they all despise
....
It won’t be long before it happens
They’ll all realize what fools they’ve been
Not following his masterful reign
...
Uh oh. Voldemort’s dead. Well that gives the story a spin!
