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September 23, 2009
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"Harmful if swallowed,
Not tested on fish,
This object is pointy,
For use on a dish.

"Do not place this item
on top of your head,
Put this bandadge on you,
if you have bled.

"This vacuum has suction,
This iron gets hot,
You cannot return this
if it's something you bought."

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Oct. 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm

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SilverAngel said...
Oct. 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm
LOL...I really like this. It's funny which is lacking in some poems now-a-days!
poemgirl55 replied...
Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:20 am
Thank you! I was hoping somebody would get a laugh out of it.
Annabelle7614 replied...
Oct. 13, 2009 at 5:32 pm
LOL I agree that some labels are kind of weird like I saw a mattress that said "do not attempt to swallow" o.0
poemgirl55 replied...
Oct. 15, 2009 at 6:20 am
LOL! Ha that is funny. Think if somebody needed that reminder....
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