Product Labels

September 23, 2009
By Ampersand GOLD, Mount Desert, Maine
Ampersand GOLD, Mount Desert, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
"RedVines! What the hell can't they do?"


"Harmful if swallowed,
Not tested on fish,
This object is pointy,
For use on a dish.

"Do not place this item
on top of your head,
Put this bandadge on you,
if you have bled.

"This vacuum has suction,
This iron gets hot,
You cannot return this
if it's something you bought."


The author's comments:
I was sitting in my room and was thinking about shampoo and the labels on them. Then the whole idea just came to me. I just wrote it for fun, and maybe it will make some people laugh.
Also, the labels are not describing one item. They are just a bunch of labels put together for fun.

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on Oct. 6 2010 at 1:42 pm
tdubin123 PLATINUM, Nyc, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"Actions speak louder than words"

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Ampersand GOLD said...
on Oct. 15 2009 at 6:20 am
Ampersand GOLD, Mount Desert, Maine
12 articles 0 photos 54 comments

Favorite Quote:
"RedVines! What the hell can't they do?"

LOL! Ha that is funny. Think if somebody needed that reminder....

on Oct. 13 2009 at 5:32 pm
Annabelle7614, Nunyabusiness, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
This is my favorite personal quote.

LOL I agree that some labels are kind of weird like I saw a mattress that said "do not attempt to swallow" o.0

Ampersand GOLD said...
on Oct. 10 2009 at 6:20 am
Ampersand GOLD, Mount Desert, Maine
12 articles 0 photos 54 comments

Favorite Quote:
"RedVines! What the hell can't they do?"

Thank you! I was hoping somebody would get a laugh out of it.

on Oct. 9 2009 at 7:46 pm
SilverAngel SILVER, West Carollton, Ohio
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Favorite Quote:
"Life is an open book, we take the journey until the end." ~Me

LOL...I really like this. It's funny which is lacking in some poems now-a-days!


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