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Enter at Your Own Risk MAG
Come right up, let me insert the key
Then you can admire this place so special to me.
Walk through the entrance and you will see
Pandemonium, chaos times two or three
Bashed-up toy here, five smelly socks there
Bubble-gum wrappers and clothes that I wear
Used tissues, trading cards, and a brush for my hair
It's impossible to see the ground anywhere.
A library book that's way overdue
A popsicle stick covered in gooey glue
Magazine clippings and my brother's left shoe
And pencils and papers from the game Clue.
A dirty black shirt that used to be gold
A half-eaten sandwich that's a year old
An ancient fish-tank covered in mold
This place is a mess, or so I've been told.
With a questionable substance emitting green fumes,
Walking in might be your ultimate doom.
To you it may sound like your eventual tomb,
But to me it's my incredible amazing wonderful room.