Why I Didn't Do My Homework MAG

By Unknown, Unknown, Unknown

You'veheard many excuses
About why my homework wasn't done
Like when I said mygoldfish ate it
When I was really just having fun
But this time I will behonest
This time it is true
I wanted to do my homework
But my parentssaid not to
They told me to drop the book
And pick up the remote
They'drather have me watch TV
Than learn a famous quote
Their best friends areChandler, Joey,
Phoebe, Rachel, Monica and Ross
They don't care who thefirst president was
They care about "Who's the Boss"
I told themthat I had to answer
The questions by today
But they gave me their ownquestion:
"Who's Line is it Anyway?"
Their idea of math ismeasuring
How much beer's in their cup
They think Thomas Jefferson
Wasthe one who moved on up
What I just said is the truth
Not one word's alie
And if you believed that story
Then you are the weakestlink
Good-bye







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Perfect! I love it!

on Feb. 21 2016 at 7:24 pm
StarGazer9 GOLD, Marana, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
"Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do."

It made me laugh a little bit, so thanks for that! By the way, the picture fits it perfectly, which made me laugh a little bit more x)

on Feb. 21 2016 at 7:23 pm
StarGazer9 GOLD, Marana, Arizona
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Favorite Quote:
"Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do."

Bro offer kind, well said criticism.

on Oct. 14 2011 at 5:50 am
It stunk but it's better than the one I read before! You just are lost your rimeng words and forgot that  kinders aren't the one reading this!

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on Jun. 30 2009 at 8:46 pm
Maxine. BRONZE, College Park, Maryland
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Lmfao! Perfect! I love it!


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