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Why I Didn't Do My Homework This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.


You'veheard many excuses
About why my homework wasn't done
Like when I said mygoldfish ate it
When I was really just having fun
But this time I will behonest
This time it is true
I wanted to do my homework
But my parentssaid not to
They told me to drop the book
And pick up the remote
They'drather have me watch TV
Than learn a famous quote
Their best friends areChandler, Joey,
Phoebe, Rachel, Monica and Ross
They don't care who thefirst president was
They care about "Who's the Boss"
I told themthat I had to answer
The questions by today
But they gave me their ownquestion:
"Who's Line is it Anyway?"
Their idea of math ismeasuring
How much beer's in their cup
They think Thomas Jefferson
Wasthe one who moved on up
What I just said is the truth
Not one word's alie
And if you believed that story
Then you are the weakestlink
Good-bye





This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.






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StarGazer9 said...
Feb. 21, 2016 at 7:24 pm
It made me laugh a little bit, so thanks for that! By the way, the picture fits it perfectly, which made me laugh a little bit more x)
 
Non of you buss said...
Oct. 14, 2011 at 5:50 am
It stunk but it's better than the one I read before! You just are lost your rimeng words and forgot that  kinders aren't the one reading this!
 
StarGazer9 replied...
Feb. 21, 2016 at 7:23 pm
Bro offer kind, well said criticism.
 
>>SupaDupa<< said...
Jun. 30, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Lmfao! Perfect! I love it!
 
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