Why I Didn't Do My Homework This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

You'veheard many excuses
About why my homework wasn't done
Like when I said mygoldfish ate it
When I was really just having fun
But this time I will behonest
This time it is true
I wanted to do my homework
But my parentssaid not to
They told me to drop the book
And pick up the remote
They'drather have me watch TV
Than learn a famous quote
Their best friends areChandler, Joey,
Phoebe, Rachel, Monica and Ross
They don't care who thefirst president was
They care about "Who's the Boss"
I told themthat I had to answer
The questions by today
But they gave me their ownquestion:
"Who's Line is it Anyway?"
Their idea of math ismeasuring
How much beer's in their cup
They think Thomas Jefferson
Wasthe one who moved on up
What I just said is the truth
Not one word's alie
And if you believed that story
Then you are the weakestlink

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.

Join the Discussion

This article has 5 comments. Post your own now!

Lily">This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
today at 8:09 pm
Perfect! I love it!
StarGazer9 said...
Feb. 21, 2016 at 7:24 pm
It made me laugh a little bit, so thanks for that! By the way, the picture fits it perfectly, which made me laugh a little bit more x)
Non of you buss said...
Oct. 14, 2011 at 5:50 am
It stunk but it's better than the one I read before! You just are lost your rimeng words and forgot that  kinders aren't the one reading this!
StarGazer9 replied...
Feb. 21, 2016 at 7:23 pm
Bro offer kind, well said criticism.
>>SupaDupa<< said...
Jun. 30, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Lmfao! Perfect! I love it!
bRealTime banner ad on the left side
Site Feedback