Funny Limericks

June 17, 2009
By Anonymous


There once was a boy who had gas
that he desperately needed to pass
He held it through art
though he needed to fart
I wonder how long he will last

'Tis a favorite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9

An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine.

The author's comments:
Limmericks are hilarious!

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on Jul. 15 2009 at 1:19 am
MorningStar15 DIAMOND, Orange, Vermont
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that was VERY strangely funny... ;)

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