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Funny Limericks
June 17, 2009
Limericks!
There once was a boy who had gas
that he desperately needed to pass
He held it through art
though he needed to fart
I wonder how long he will last
'Tis a favorite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9
An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine.
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MorningStar15 DIAMOND said...
on Jul. 15 2009 at 1:19 am
that was VERY strangely funny... ;)
