June 26, 2009
How are you today? I'm not very good.
See, I'm lonely.
Yeah I know that there are six billion people on the face of the earth but I was wondering about you-
Will you be my friend?
I really need one. Ya know, to talk to and stuff.
Somebody to text in the middle of the night and
to make me laugh so hard I squirt coke out of my nose.
Oh. Ok. See you around then...

Hey you! Yeah.
Will you be my friend?

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