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Miss. Elaine E. Us
One day I went to the store to buy some ham.
Then I remembered I was a vegetarian.
I was like all grossed out.
I screamed, “Ew.”
Then I felt like I was going to throw up.
I went running to my mommy
Because I was scared of the ham.
It was all slimy and pink.
I didn’t like it…at all
The next day I went to home and careers,
I found out that we were going to make omelets,
I never eat eggs.
I tried it and I thought that it was
I thought they were slimy.
The next day I went back to the store to buy a dog.
Then I remembered that my mom was afraid of dogs.
So then I went home and cried myself to sleep.
I called my friends Talia and Melanie.
We talked about cheese.
We like to talk about normal things.
The next day I called my dad at work
And told him that I like the color pink!
Then my mom made dinner.
She made soup, it was slimy
I didn’t like it
Then I ran to my room.
I was reading my book about the chicken and the duckling!
My dad walked into my room.
I was like “WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING?”
Then I read a book!
It was about a boy!
He went into the dark world at the end.
What is this?
Why does everyone go into the dark world?
If there is a dark world there has to be a light world, right?
I wish I wish upon a star that you will give me a butter car!
Butter is very fattening and cheap!
That’s why lots of people are buying it!
Look at the economy.
Everyone is blaming the economy these days!
What is this?