Multiply
The number of ceiling tiles
by your teacher’s hair plugs;
Add
How many words you can make
on a standard calculator;
Divide
By how long you stare blankly
at the board;
Finally
Decrease by two times the square of
How many times you poke your neighbor
(Before you get in trouble);
This equals
Your grade point average.
This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.
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Amanda
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