How to Amuse Yourself During Math This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

By
Multiply
The number of ceiling tiles
by your teacher’s hair plugs;
Add
How many words you can make
on a standard calculator;
Divide
By how long you stare blankly
at the board;
Finally
Decrease by two times the square of
How many times you poke your neighbor
(Before you get in trouble);
This equals
Your grade point average.


This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.






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ChicaHUHH?! said...
Dec. 1, 2009 at 8:16 am
This is so great! I absolutely love it. Math is THE worst subject, and a lot if occupations for the common citizen DON'T have anything to do with math.
Any suggestions for History?!
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Amanda said...
Aug. 13, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Math is beautiful
 
That girl. said...
Dec. 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Love this :) Math sucks.
 
kegansunkind said...
Nov. 9, 2008 at 5:43 am
lol ha this is the best and funniest poem ever!!
 
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