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How to Amuse Yourself During Math MAG

By Anonymous

Multiply
The number of ceiling tiles
by your teacher’s hair plugs;
Add
How many words you can make
on a standard calculator;
Divide
By how long you stare blankly
at the board;
Finally
Decrease by two times the square of
How many times you poke your neighbor
(Before you get in trouble);
This equals
Your grade point average.


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on Jan. 17 2018 at 1:47 am
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i love this so much!
ChicaHUHH?! SILVER said...
on Dec. 1 2009 at 8:16 am
ChicaHUHH?! SILVER, Frazer, Pennsylvania
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"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."- Winston S. Churchill

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This is so great! I absolutely love it. Math is THE worst subject, and a lot if occupations for the common citizen DON'T have anything to do with math.

Any suggestions for History?!

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Amanda BRONZE said...
on Aug. 13 2009 at 11:14 pm
Amanda BRONZE, Rehoboth, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space—were it not that I have bad dreams. {Hamlet}

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Math is beautiful
That girl. said...
on Dec. 2 2008 at 9:23 pm
Love this :) Math sucks.
kegansunkind said...
on Nov. 9 2008 at 5:43 am
lol ha this is the best and funniest poem ever!!