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Ode to Guys

Fart, burp, hack, sneeze,
And more bodily functions such as these.
Mustaches, fur, testosterone,
Macho-ness always full blown.
Win, Win, Win, and Win,
Losing's not even an option.
Like, love, hate, love once more,
Trying to find out's just one big chore!
Laugh, Howl, scream, and whine,
Guys are so confusing sometimes.

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xXsmileXx This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 8, 2009 at 12:08 am
LMAO, that poem is SO true. Rock on! That poem is just awesome.
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