Ode to Guys

Fart, burp, hack, sneeze,
And more bodily functions such as these.
Mustaches, fur, testosterone,
Macho-ness always full blown.
Win, Win, Win, and Win,
Losing's not even an option.
Like, love, hate, love once more,
Trying to find out's just one big chore!
Laugh, Howl, scream, and whine,
Guys are so confusing sometimes.