“I’ve had a change of plans, it’s nothing personal.” the man says to his wife.
“I just don’t want you in my life.

“I’ve found a new woman- she’s tall and a model.
“Unlike you, she doesn’t waddle.”

“I’m a size four!” the wife shouts,
Then crosses her arms, and pouts.

“By the way...” he continues on.
“My business has recently doubled in size, all thanks to my business partner Ron.

The wife responds with a laugh that is loud,
and exclaims, “You must be very proud!”

The women then explains to her baffled husband his one tiny flaw.
“Your friend Ron,” she says with a smile, “is in trouble with the law.

“I’ve had a detective on him for weeks.
“Let’s just say his criminal record reeks.

“Your company is shutting down, and you will lose all of your money.
“Sorry. That’s karma, honey.

“Oh, and my detective has also had an eye on your broad,
“And it seems as though she- like Ron- is a fraud.

“She pretended to like you only for your cash.
“Well look at the time! I really must dash.

“I’ve signed the divorce papers, so you don’t have to wait,
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for my date.

“Feel free to finish your dinner and sit,
“While I go out with my boyfriend, Brad Pitt.”