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Cook Book
Thy book that cooks,
Otherwise known as a cook book.
It cooks like a book should cook,
Especially a cooking book.
When you find a book that cooks,
Thou should call it a cook book.
It is not a cook that books,
It is a book that cooks,
On demand of the chef... and the book,
The book of the cook that is...
If the book does not cook,
You have permission to cook the book.
Don't look at the book, cook the book.
If the book does not cook you first that is...
If the book tries to cook you,
Cook the book until the book is cooked.
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