If leprechauns were principal
School would be green
The building filled with me gold
All the students do what their told

If leprechauns were the principal
Teachers would teach in green
Teachers would be mean, and
Teachers would scream

If leprechauns were the principal
Students would work
Students would be recreated into one of me and,
Students would never be free

If leprechauns were principal
The staff would do what there told
The janitor would clean and clean and,
The lunch ladies would serve

If I were the principal, that’s
What we’d do
Everyday would be funny for me, and
Scary for you