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Sticks and Stones may Break my Bones, but Plastic Just Might Kill Me
The outcast of the pyramid
The posers of the fruits
The black sheep that just don't fit in
Despite their southern roots.
They're talked about at parties
Though meet smiles face to face
All the fruits just hate them
But however in my case...
CHOCOLATE covered strawberries
are not just for romance!
They're for any occasion
That can stand unbuckled pants
They're red and black and green and good
And so you hide the truth:
When things are dipped in chocolate
You cannot call them fruits
No,
CHOCOLATE covered straweberries
May not qualify
As fruit for the strict diet
of a diabetic guy
But since I'm young and healthy-
The other fruits got jipped
In my humble opinion
Everything tastes better dipped
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