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My Blonde Life
Sometimes I'm not all that bright,/
Other times I'm just an airhead./
I really do have some brains!/
At times, I just can't find them./
Some call me spacey, my friends simply call me blonde./
Maybe it's all the hair dye that's gone to my head,/ or it could be the smell from acrylic nails in the salon./Either way, its making me lose brain cells!/ Brain cells that I desperately need!/
I used to get good grades.Really I did!/ Who knows what happened after middle school./The life of a brunette-wannabe-blonde isn't what it's cracked up to be.
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