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My Bra

July 30, 2018
By LilyBarnes GOLD, Cave Creek, Arizona
LilyBarnes GOLD, Cave Creek, Arizona
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My mom bought me

A bra.

It’s the ugliest,

Most uncomfortable

Piece of cloth.

It’s so ugly,

A blobfish

Looks beautiful

Next to it.

It’s so uncomfortable,

Chinese

Foot binding

Sounds

More appealing.

It’s the color

Of polluted

River water.

I wish I could

Give it to the

Coyotes.

It’s so awful,

I wish I could

Incinerate it,

And then burn

The ashes.

How could anybody,

Create a bra this

Terrible?

The moral of

This story:

Never let

Your mother

Do your shopping

For you.



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