Markie and Me

September 25, 2011
By g8rgirl BRONZE, New Canaan, Connecticut
g8rgirl BRONZE, New Canaan, Connecticut
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Favorite Quote:
"Even if you fall flat on your face, you're still moving forward."

So. I’m sitting at my computer looking through the list of suggested options for something that I feel strongly enough about to write. Legalization of Marijuana. Birth Control. Tax Cuts. Art and Music in Public Schools. Gay Rights…

The list goes on and on.

I figure I must be an unfeeling, unemotional person who doesn’t give a crap about half this stuff (more than half of it, if I’m being honest) when my eye floats over Social Networking Sites. Now, I’m definitely not some passionate activist who’s planning on torching Mark Zuckerberg’s seven million dollar Silicon Valley baby. Who he is and how he spends his money is of no interest to me. However, what is of interest to me is my time, and how it’s spent. Selfish, I know. I care more about myself than Mark Zuckerberg. But somehow, I get the feeling that Markie won’t be doing me any favors in the future. Why? Because I am not one of the 800 million people who possess a Facebook.

Part of me enjoys being a rebel of sorts. It makes for swell table talk (You don’t have a Facebook? You must exercise phenomenal self control…), and I think that it’s a plus for colleges, seeing as I just read that over 85% of them see screening social networking profiles as a top priority when admitting students. But part of me regrets it a lot of the time. A lot. I’m well aware of how much I miss on Facebook, how many things I must be left out of because I’m never ‘in the loop’. That attractive icy blue screen has never graced my Dell monitor, and I guess part of me is apprehensive about the distraction it will bring. I constantly hear stories from friends about how they wasted three and a half hours on Facebook (doing what? It’s one of life’s mysteries…) when they should have been doing homework. I figure I’m distracted enough as it is, so why push that with a site that will give me access to places where the sun don’t shine on every single person I’ve ever had the fortune (or misfortune) to come into contact with? Truth be told, I don’t care about enough people to want to be able to reach them at a moment’s notice. I have excellent friends who keep me posted on anything I might need to know, and if I need someone for something, I email or text. I know, old fashioned and slow. But at least there’s no chance of someone posting a picture of me doing something really gross so that the places where the sun don’t shine on me are suddenly, uh, shining.

But let me be perfectly clear. I am never, and will never be, an inappropriate or perverse, poor excuse of a human being. I forget to email my mother back on an hourly basis, but I made her brownies when she had foot surgery. I yell at my little sister by the minute, but keep the ‘I love you’ sticker she made for me tucked inside my laptop case. I have the innate ability to forget everyone I know’s birthday, but I can throw one hell of a party for them a week later. And even if I’m not up for talking to my Dad, which is often, I’m always up for an episode of The Practice, or Iron Chef America. So Facebook will never become my outlet for anything naughty that I’ve done. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I don’t vote (yet). But being a teen in modern day America is difficult, and still another part of me is afraid that I might one day show a lapse in judgment and, were I to get a Facebook, post something that I would one day regret.

My English teacher announced on Friday that she will be forming a Facebook group where we can upload our homework and other assignments, as well as discuss with each other any questions or concerns we might have. My AP World History teacher has already invited my class into a group where we can study together before tests and work simultaneously on projects. And my parents are planning to sit down with me today to try to convince me to get a Facebook. How crazy is that? They’re asking me, their teenage (sometimes) basket case of a daughter, to get a Facebook.

But I’ve seen what can happen on Facebook. People have an icy blue mask to hide behind, that they feel is as thick as the sheet of ice that will soon cover our community pool. People can be mean on Facebook. And as for me, I’m perfectly happy emailing those who check their email, and texting those who still remember they have phones. I’m perfectly happy knowing who I’m communicating with. And as for Facebook, I’m perfectly happy not knowing.

The author's comments:
I originally wrote this piece to give a voice to those who cannot add Facebook to their list of daily distractions. And then, as I began writing, I realized that this was more than that. I realized that not having a Facebook says a lot more about you as a person than having a Facebook does. It is simply a personal decision, and I chose to not jump aboard the ship that seems to have left me and a select few stragglers reaching to catch a final glimpse of it as it makes for the horizon. However, I am confident that we on this tiny island will be able to survive. Not just survive, but thrive.

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This article has 13 comments.

John and Ron said...
on Oct. 7 2011 at 7:13 pm
A wonderful piece of writing, thanks for sharing it with us...keep writing as all great writer do!

on Oct. 6 2011 at 4:15 pm
This isn't just good writing for a teenager. It's good period. As a member of the Writer's Guild, can I have two votes? Hooray 2X !!!

aludtke319 said...
on Oct. 2 2011 at 3:20 pm
aludtke319, New Canaan, Connecticut
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Favorite Quote:
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" ~Eleanor Roosevelt

As part of that 800 million, it's always interesting to see the other side of things. Though at times, the constant arguments gets annoying. However, this is the first article I've read on the matter that is thought-provoking yet understands the other side as well as her own to the best extent.  

on Oct. 2 2011 at 9:11 am
Beautifully written article by an admirably independent spirit.  This writer has a remarkable maturity as well as a wry sense of self.  I'd like to see more of her writing in the future.

elizabeth said...
on Oct. 1 2011 at 9:11 pm

Beautifully written for a girl with the strongest constitution I've ever seen!

XXOO <3,



(Ironically, the comments ask if I'd like to share my post on Facebook.  I of course answered "YES!")

on Oct. 1 2011 at 7:45 pm
Loved this article and so glad it was sent to me.  So well written and insightful.  It made me even more honored to be part of your extended family!  Love, Cousin Lori

foot doc said...
on Oct. 1 2011 at 6:15 pm
You are truly an iconoclast. Speaking to young people I find that the majority of them need to be connected at all times on facebook or twitter or some other social network. I truly admire your independence.

on Oct. 1 2011 at 5:18 pm
Well -written.  Shows insight.  Refreshing to get another point of view apart from others your age.

speech said...
on Oct. 1 2011 at 4:56 pm
This article brought tears to my eyes.  I'm proud  and honored to be apart of your life. This article is amazing, insightful and thought provocating.

on Oct. 1 2011 at 11:49 am
I finished reading this article and all I could say was wow! It's nice to read something honest for a change. I can't wait to read more of your work!

cd19910 said...
on Oct. 1 2011 at 10:40 am
This really reflects what a strong character and strong opinion you have that you can go against the tide of practically everybody else your age. It truly amazes me and more power to you!

on Oct. 1 2011 at 9:45 am
Going against the tide especially during those years when it's so unpopular to do so is a true test of character.  It serves as a benchmark for all the temptations to come.  Congratulations on choosing your own path!

BPK1 said...
on Oct. 1 2011 at 9:31 am
I found this article to be both thoughtful and though provoking.  It is refreshing to read an essay by a young adult who is so in touch with her feelings and can therefore make me more in touch with my own.  I look forward to reading future articles from this author.

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