Hello, there! This is your loyal friend, Earth! So, it has come to my attention that you people as a race have started treating me like your inferior. If you haven't realized, I am the very reason why you are living and reading this message. I would greatly appreciate it if you started treating me with respect. Please be more conservative with your energy use. You just don't know how much it kills me (literally and figuratively) when you take the amount of energy that I provide for granted. And also, stop polluting everything! You might not have noticed this, considering the fact that you notice noting about me, but my overall temperature has greatly increased the past few years. This is because of GLOBAL WARMING! You wanna do me a favor?! STOP BEING YOU. These are just a mere few of the changes that would be beneficialto my existence and your as well.
Thanks, from your planet, Earth :)