Don't Honk

February 22, 2010
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Don’t honk your car horn. Don’t. It’s loud and obnoxious. Of course you can use it when drivers won’t go at a green light but you can never use it to be “funny”. When you drop me off at 11:00 at night and my neighbors are sleeping, find a different way to make yourself laugh. I don’t see what is so humorous about making me jump and hurting my ears.

Honk. I hate you. Right when you decide to tap your palm on the wheel, I despise you. It is so unnecessary. I die a little inside every time I hear a car horn. They are too loud. Too annoying. I hate car horns. But then again, who likes them? I’ll tell you: My annoying friends who think they’re just the bee’s knees like car horns. Most of the time when you honk, you seem rude anyway; so just don’t do it. Don’t honk.

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