I am only saying this once. Who ever created the tooth fairy is a scary fugitive. Personally, I think that the tooth fairy is just a manipulative character that gets little kids to pull out their teeth. I mean, ouch! I’ve seen so many kids nibbling on a carrot, trying to have their loose tooth fall out onto their hands, enduring all the pain for just a couple of dollars. You know, if you think about it, the tooth fairy causes more pain, than happiness. You find those precious three quarters under your bed, and oh my gosh! You’re so happy, for a moment. The next day, you would have probably spent it all. Actually, now that I think about it, aren’t tooth fairies supposed to be charged to trespassing? Seriously, those fairies or whatever they call themselves, just sneak up into your bedroom at night and take your tooth? I would be scared if I was a five year old.
January 13, 2010