C'Mon Girls, Show Some Intelligence MAG

By Anonymous

   We've all seen them or know some of them. They wear skin tight clothes that are either too low cut on top or too high cut on bottom. They wear industrial strength makeup that has to be chiseled off at the end of the day, and so much hair spray that they could be held solely responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. Their behavior is what rounds off their description. The blank stare, the way they constantly snap their gum and twirl their hair, the high pitched giggle, and the way they whine "Oh! It's so cute!" when they could be looking at a three-headed, blood-sucking toad.

If you haven't figured out who I'm talking about yet, I'll tell you. It's your local high school bimbo, ditz, airhead, dumb blond (or brunette or redhead), whatever you prefer to call them. They're out there and I'm sick and tired of them. It's pretty apparent that these girls act stupid on purpose to get the attention of guys. And the unbelievable thing is that most of these guys fall for this dumb and helpless act. Well, I for one, will never, I repeat never, stoop so low as this stupidity act to get the attention of any guy.

In my opinion, any guy who finds acting dumb and helpless attractive is not worth my time. I'm no expert, but it's obvious that any guy who's only interested in you because of the way you wiggle, giggle, and whine is definitely immature. Either he's using you to make him look superior, or he's only after one thing, and you know what I mean.

Don't be used! Use your intelligence! n



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i love this so much!

on Aug. 26 2011 at 9:55 pm
pageturner PLATINUM, Brooklyn, New York
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It's okay to daydream.. just as long as you get to do some of those daydreams.

I get your point of view. But it seems like you stopped short of something

on Nov. 3 2010 at 9:54 pm
JustBeingME SILVER, New Bedford, Massachusetts
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This is soooo true! I hate girls like that and it sickens me. Loved your article since it was so easy to relate to.

WhisperRoseE said...
on Nov. 3 2010 at 5:59 pm
WhisperRoseE, Wonderland, Ohio
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Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Insightful but obtuse.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
Usually a realist.
Secretly a romantic.

An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.

The girl in the back corner of the room
who writes in a cute notebook
about a love she'll never know.

Rambles and never gives much away.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, dependent on friends.
Dies over math, lives for writing.

Secretive around most people, honest on all paper.
Compulsively different, extremely intuitive
Obsessed with the 26 letters of the alphabet.
Cusses like hell, eloquent when it's opportune.

An oxymoron.
A confusing little thing.
A muddling paradox.
An unsolvable contradiction.

And totally proud of it.

I don't think the author was saying that blondes are dumb... I think (s)he was merely saying that is sometimes these kinds of girls are called "dumb blondes".

:) 

-Whisp


on Aug. 1 2010 at 11:12 am
pageturner PLATINUM, Brooklyn, New York
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It's okay to daydream.. just as long as you get to do some of those daydreams.

Right on. But I also happen to know quite a few smart blondes.


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