Modern Romance This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

   It is so hard to be a romantic these days. No dragons to slay for your lady love, only spiders to kill. No evil stepmothers or witches to rescue her from. No spells to wake her from with a kiss. How is a man to show off without any jousting tournaments? How is he to look gallant without his shining suit of armor complete with plumed hat, enchanted sword and family shield; without the proud headstrong charger which carried him so bravely into battle and which brought him back to his chosen lady safely, befittingly bruised and bloodied? How is a girl to fall in love without the sloppy poetry written by a hand unused to pen and paper? How in short, is one to be a modern romantic?

Family feuds are few and far between - so there goes the Romeo and Juliet approach. There are more evil stepmothers than ever, but they seem to have lost their magical powers and are looking a bit more haggard. Sorry, Snow White. With the end of custom-made shoes, Cinderella stands hard pressed to remain the only 6 1/2 in the entire kingdom, so the prince will need another approach. And Rapunzel has given up her long locks for a more fashionable bob. ?

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.

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Lily">This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
yesterday at 11:27 pm
i love this so much!
asdwee said...
Feb. 20, 2011 at 9:37 am
nice comment on rapunzels hair
asdwee said...
Feb. 20, 2011 at 9:36 am
weird but different
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