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Why I Believe in Colour Segregation

November 25, 2018
By Bruvton DIAMOND, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Bruvton DIAMOND, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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"They don't think it is what it does, but it do." ~Oscar Gamble


Colour segregation is an integral part of our everyday lives. Before you click away, hear me out. You'd be surprised at how much you'll agree with me. Blacks, whites, and colours should never be mixed. When they are mixed, they leak out on each other. You don't want your whites to start being more like the colours and the blacks! Okay, I will admit, blacks and colours can mix. It's the whites you need to worry about. The delicate whites need to be delicately taken care of, and should be given special attention. I would suggest using cold water and make sure your stain removers aren't too harsh. When adding bleach to a load, make sure it only contains whites. If you don't believe me that laundry should be segregated by colour, please comment and tell me why.

PS: Laundry is not human. Laundry should be segregated, but humans should never ever ever be segregated, discriminated against, hated for their race, thrown in a washing machine or dryer, washed with laundry detergent or bleach, stuffed in a carryon, worn for fashion, thrown in the garbage, donated to a thrift shop, or packed in tight boxes and shipped places. This post was made as a joke to make you think I'm racist, but then, surprise! I'm not. Please don't ruin my online reputation for this...


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on Dec. 14 2018 at 6:25 am
Bruvton DIAMOND, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
54 articles 2 photos 30 comments

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"They don't think it is what it does, but it do." ~Oscar Gamble

@meinwonderland Thanks! I like adding twists in my writing...

on Dec. 9 2018 at 7:02 pm
meinwonderland BRONZE, Guayacanes, Other
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They say that a picture is worth 1000 words. What they don't say is that 1000 words are worth a world.

At first it made me wonder a bit… But it's very witty

on Dec. 8 2018 at 10:28 pm
Bruvton DIAMOND, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
54 articles 2 photos 30 comments

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"They don't think it is what it does, but it do." ~Oscar Gamble

@Sanskritig Thanks!

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on Dec. 8 2018 at 8:49 am
Sanskritig, Morganville, New Jersey
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Live for yourself before you live for anyone else.

That was kind of hilarious.


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