What will you ever do with a creative writing minor? You should minor in business, or education, what are you thinking?

This is to you, one of my skeptics,
Writing was never a choice I made, the task came as a quirk, and as soon as I found myself scripturient,all hope was lost in my parent’s chimeras of a future for me in marine biology or engineering or pre-med or pre-law or pre-anything for that matter. Choosing writing as a future wasn’t a zugzwang, writing smoothed the kinks of my quintessence as sun to a heliophiliac or dance to one tortured with tarantism. I fashioned a love for letters and words and how I could maul, mutilate, and mar my reader with one simple recumbentibus. By pressing ink to paper or fingers to keyboard I could confess the infandous, create fantasies or tell of truths, give hope to the hopeless, and kiss the cold-hearted ktenologists. Therefore, my dear ultracrepidarian, what is your passion? Do you possess anything that makes your soul flourish and flutter, even something as foolish as pogonotrophy? For in human nature comes human error and I cannot help the error (if you wish to call it so) that I am in love with writing, and will continue to worship at it’s window until my bones shrink and my joints shrivel. So no, I will not fall into the hands of a business minor or sink into an education degree- though kudos to those who may. You can keep your graduate schools and PhD’s, they’re not for me.