Random Conversations of Life (1)

April 21, 2011
By Anonymous

The following is written dialogue between my father and I.

So that you can fully understand the conversation; you must first know about my fifth grade Christmas. I loved to read. I read all the time. Though, my dad didn’t think I read enough culture. So, he got a fifth grader books like Jayne Erie, Withering Heights, Little Women, and Huckleberry Finn. Now, all these books are good and decent but I was in the fifth grade, and really didn’t have the ability to appreciate them.

So, out of all those books I only read two in that school year, and only actually finished one. The one and only book finished was Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. Again, I was too young to appreciate the book, and so from then on I had a very strong dislike to Huckleberry Finn and Mark Twain.

(A funny side note would be that the day I finished the book I was so happy. I told myself that it was okay because I’d never have to see another thing that involved Huckleberry Finn or Mark Twain ever again. Well, the next thing I did was my math homework. The very first question was about Mark Twain and his famous story Huckleberry Finn. I didn’t take that as a sign, but I probably should have. I would never escape him.)

So, then this year I discovered that for summer reading Huckleberry Finn was on the list for my grade, and that is how the following conversation unfolded (I will apologize now for anyone that this conversation could potentially offend).

I told my teacher today about how I don’t like Huckfinn, but she was very unsympathetic.

Well, it is a classic.

I think I told her I hated it.

(Raises his eyebrows)

She then told me that this was American English class, and I’d have to read things I wouldn’t want to. Though, I don’t think she understood the fact that I’d already accepted that I’d have to read it again.

You do know what it’s about?

Yeah. It’s about how a boy who discovers himself on a journey and stuff.
I’ve read the book twice.


(well actually it was more like one and an eighth times)
Because, I knew people had said it was fantastic and “changed the world of literature.” So, I tried to understand the book and where Mark Twain was coming from. I read biographies about Mark Twain’s life, and I still couldn’t get that far past the point where Huck decides to run away from his drunk father.
I mean what’s up with the half sunk steam boat that Huck hears the shady deal going on inside about? It held a spark of interest, but then poof. There was no follow up on that plot line.
Then there was also the two guys that scammed everybody, and ended up getting tarred and feathered.

I have to admit I didn’t find them to be interesting, or helpful to the story either.

(pause in conversation)

You know there really are only two things that I truly do not like in this world besides sin and Satin.
Huckleberry Finn and
North Dakota.

Oh yeah, I can totally see how Huck is as bad as the anti-Christ.

Well, yeah.

(a couple of minutes later)

So, you read the book?

Great book.

The author's comments:
My family really does talk like this.

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This article has 3 comments.

koolwords said...
on May. 26 2011 at 6:22 am
koolwords, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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Favorite Quote:
"Unless you put your whole meaning into something, it's a waste." -Yvonne Tindelll

Thank you for just saying you liked it. I just want people to at least chuckle when they read it, that's the whole goal.

on May. 25 2011 at 9:48 pm
AddictedToWriting BRONZE, La Grande, Oregon
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Favorite Quote:
"Writer's Block is when your characters get fed up with all you put them through and go on strike." -- Anonomous
"A Writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."--Thomas Mann

Haha nice.  Unfortunately, as I was worried, I don't exactly know where to go as far as critiques.  It seemed perfectly grammar-sufficiant to me, and the way you set it up was very easy to read and understand.  Sorry I can't be of more help.  :\


Good job!

on May. 9 2011 at 5:28 pm
Garnet77 PLATINUM, Sinagpore, Other
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything's a triangle." ~ My mother

"Write what you love, write what you care about, because sometimes, it's the easiest way to be heard."

Haha! I love that. I've read Huckleberry Finn before for my English class, and the language is pretty hard to understand even now. I really like the way you intriduced the conversation; it caught my attention. And I loved the way you ended the story. It added some humor and felt like a real ending. :) Good job!!!

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