Mocking Mr. McMahon

May 23, 2010
By MidoriMeanders SILVER, Canoga Park, California
MidoriMeanders SILVER, Canoga Park, California
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The introverted substitute teacher modest enough that he buttons his wrist cuffs so tightly they suffocate circulation
He wears neckties displaying bass, trout, and angler fish, but not carp because they "aren't worth the worm", he says.
The excess in hair gel he uses bunches the strands into separate fishbone-like pieces
Making his combover simply a comb


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