Dream House Room

December 15, 2009
By , Sedan, KS
“To me, my master bedroom is like a piece of cake to a fat kid.”
“Wow this is beautiful!”
“Thanks, so some things you will notice in here is my bed which is as soft as a baby’s bottom, after all it is a Serta mattress, a dark red couch that is so smooth, it’s like your sitting on a rose petal, my beautiful fireplace which feels like you’re in h*** every time you turn it on, a television, flat screen by the way. Walking into my closet is like walking into a store.”
“Your closet is as big as a college campus!”
“It is 10x10ft with hard wood floor; I decided to put carpet in my bathroom though.”
“Good thinking.”
“Yeah but some things you might not observe is the fingernail size chip in my closet door, my splendid spy camera which is my personal security guard watching over me.”
“Wow, how exciting, and actual spy camera!”
“Oh it is, I think someone is walking up the stairs.”
“It doesn’t even sound like a person, it’s more like a kitten crawling up the steps.”
The door glides open as two young girls stroll in.
“Mom, can we light the fireplace?”
“Girls can’t you see that I’m talking.”
“It’s quite alright; I love the smell of a nice warm fireplace.”
“Okay, you girls have fun, I’m going to go show the rest of the house, be careful with the fireplace.”
“We will.”
“Let’s go to the basement, it has a pool, game room, and a bar.”
“To me this house is heaven.”

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