I Never Promised I Would Wait For You

November 21, 2011
To those afflicted by "Obliviousness,"

Your inability to recognize basic human emotion may be considered "adorable" and "endearing" by some. However, Obliviousness is a very real and serious illness. Studies have shown that this disease can be treated with this novel idea called, "communicating with others." You should try it some time.


-The Girl Who is Still Waiting

P.S. People living with Oblivious patients may also experience syndromes, such as irrational feelings of abandonment. Do not be deceived - these people just miss you.

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