These are my confessions....

By , Mallerstang, United Kingdom
If honesty is the best policy, now is truly the time for my confessions

1. I am actually very happy with my short height, very pale skin tone and imperfect figure. I like these features. I don't want or need to be a 6ft bronzed beauty.
2. I write everything that bothers me down. I have filled 2 exercise books with these streams of conscious. I hope no-one ever finds them.
3. I publish under a psyudenom. Maybe you've read me?
4. If you have lip piercing(s), you're 20% more likely to get into my pants. I don't know why, i just find them very sexy.
5. I've never watched Avatar all the way through and never will.
6. I find myself boring and incredibly average. This is not me fishing for compliments, i really do.
7. The amount of girl crushes i have on celebrities should probably classify me as a lesbian.
8. If i was prime minister, i would legalise prostitution, euthanasia and weed.
9. Just because i don't think people in the armed forces should be paid more doesn't make me un-patriotic. I have a great deal of respect and admiration towards the armed forces.
10. i believe what goes around comes around. I've seen it happen.
11. The scars on the tops of my legs are not from a surfing accident as people believe... They're a memory of a darker time.
12. I have shoplifted over £50 worth of stuff
13. I go to both a mosque and confession
14. I smoke out of my bedroom window so my parents don't find out.
15. Theres an opened pregnancy test box under my bed





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