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No Big Deal, I Have 4 Meg Of Ram MAG

By Anonymous

   Double Speed CD-ROM? (Triple perhaps?)

Hard drive, floppy disk,

Windows 3.1,

Can now use the Internet

54,000,000 bytes (or Bits?) of drive,

Oops, it's maxed out.

Need to upgrade,

DOS is only 4.0!

Lotus just crashed,

I'm about to crash also!

A Mac or IBM compatible?

Is it WYSIWYG?

Must format now -

Have to choose CGA or VGA graphics.

America's Online

I'm not. Modem isn't in the mood.

8 bits = 1 byte.

1024 bytes = 1 kilobyte

1024 megabytes = 1 gigabyte.

(10 foot-long subs = Me take-a-byte?)





2 turtle doves,

And a partridge in a pear tree?







Shoot!!! My command prompt just moved all the ASCII files to

the ROM because my mouse was eaten by the cat when the

keyboard died as the surge protector didn't protect.





great.





No big deal, I have 4 meg of RAM.





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i love this so much!