Dogs are like soft teddy bears. Their bark is like music to my ears. They look like a proud statue. I’ve never tasted one, but it would probably be aweful. They smell like the toilet, but even worse. They smell horrible. My dog’s fur made the entire house smell terrible. They are fun once in a while, but really they are high maintenance, and just can’t sit still, especially the big ones, that’s what I think. Dogs probably see me as this awesome person and are jealous. Are stupid. My Dog Was Caesar.