The Breakup Letter

August 20, 2010
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Dear Head-rick,

We’ve had many great years together. That I can not deny, but it’s just not working out! You’re always so stressed and you’ve been such a flake! I’ve tried to cope with these flaws you’ve suddenly developed, yet I find it impossible.

We used to be such a cute couple, unlike my sister and Chest-er! But I must remind you at least their relationship is working out!

I’ve talked to our friend Dan Druff and he disagrees to my dumping you but I can’t hold on any longer.

It will be better this way, I’m sure of it! Now that you’ve changed I’m hardly around. But it’s not entirely your fault I will admit. I have been a bit short with you lately and my pertinence is thinning.

I’ve met a new love, and as you might have noticed I’ve already begun to move.
Soon I’ll be living with Bach. It’s over

Sorry it didn’t work out,


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Oct. 21, 2010 at 2:22 pm
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