One day there was a fat guy. His name was fat Joe. He ate so much that the town he lived in starved. He was like a monster. He would move from town to town and ate everything. Then all of a sudden there was no one left. Nobody knows why he did this. Some say he was possessed. Others think he had no heart or any organs so he could fit all the food in his body. But one thing we know for sure is he’s one fat Joe.