Cheese is Life

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Cheese what a wonderful thing, without it America wouldn’t be so great it would probably be like Canada, cheese less. People say everyone needs love but what I think they meant to say was that everybody needs cheese, I mean really who cares about friendship, love or happiness as long as you have cheese, it’s all good. I remember this one time, when I fell off a tall tree, my head hurt so bad. I went inside and ate a piece of cheese and then suddenly the pain went away. Sure the doctors say it was because I went unconscious but I like to think it was because of the cheese that is a true story I made up. Some time when I think of the greatest things in life I think of happiness and how much happier people would be if they had cheese , every time you see someone mad or upset just give them a piece of cheese and just watch the happiness you gave spread when that person gives cheese to someone else . Not very many people understand why cheese is important, we call those people stupid. Some people might say that’s mean, I say who cares about you, no one loves you. There are such a variety of cheeses it suits anyone’s like if you’re short, tall, black, green or even brown but not if you’re yellow. No one likes you, not an opinion it’s a fact. The grass is green, the trees are brown, and ice is cold. I am not trying to be mean it’s just a fact. Cheese is a very serious matter. People don’t see how much cheese impacts life, for example lets say a person invited people over but didn’t have cheese to go with there crackers. The people who were invited get mad and leave, the person feels offended and the two neighbors get into a fight. Then more and more people start to choose sides and then it becomes a global war. So people should love cheese





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JaCaAm said...
Dec. 8, 2010 at 7:53 am
No I was talking about any kind of cheese in general
 
WhenSavannahSmiles said...
Nov. 10, 2010 at 11:05 am
.....What kind?
 
abey2012 replied...
Nov. 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Lol.. that makes a huge difference. It's probably American cheese
 
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