Conversation with a Straight Person

Ithappens all the time)

Come and talk to me.
I won't bite.
Yeah, sowhat if I like girls?
No, you are not my type of girl.
(What makes youthink you're that cute anyway?)
How long have I been this way?
How longhave you been straight?
Forever, right?
The same goes for me.
(Theyalways ask that, without fail)
You know talking to me won't make yougay.
Come closer, it's okay.
Afraid your friends might see you withme?
If they'd judge you for that, they weren't that great of friendsanyway.
It was nice talking to you.
Did you learn what you wanted toknow?
Good, I've done my job here
I think I'll let you go.
I'll talk toyou again some time.
Hope I helped.
Good-bye.
(I wonder if she reallyLearned Something or is just trying to get away.)