My Theology MAG

By Nolan G., Norwich, NY


Ancient Greeks were expected togain weight after twenty
Binging and bulimia were forms of socialengagement
Throwing up not so they could lose weight, but just sothey could eat more
Now, “Entertainment Tonight”criticizes Britney Spears for having a beer belly when all she did was

miss her 10-mile jog this morning
Girls with waists of 30scribble on the back of rejected candy bars: Ultimate Goal: Size 2,never pinch an inch
What would Cyclops think of that? Too small tobe a person, not enough meat for a light snack
But after Cyclopswalks the red carpet at the Odyssey premiere
No paparazzi or talkshows
Only conversations with the Slimfast salesman

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