As I walk around in this maze of hallways and doors, I think to myself, “how the hell did I get here?” The last thing I remember was getting home from work to chance my clothes, some moron dumped their soda on me, and then I opened my front door and then everything went black and i woke up here. I’ve been in these hallways for hours and I haven't seen a single soul. I think I’m just going in circles at this point. I decided I should start going through doors. So I tried one. It opened to another hall. So I opened another door. To another hall. And another. And another. I went through countless doors until I accidentally, I went through one that said “For Authorized Personnel Only”. And through that door. I found. A human sized tarantula hopping around playing mariachi music.