Knife

December 16, 2011
By mymask DIAMOND, Dayton, Ohio
mymask DIAMOND, Dayton, Ohio
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“Careful, baby,” Mr. Carol told his newly wed wife, “That knife is sharp.”
“I know,” Mrs. Carol replied, looking from the knife to her husband, “You know, there are actually more accidents in the kitchen than anywhere else in the house.”
“How sad,” He replied, moving in a bit closer.

“Careful, baby,” Mr. Todd told his newly wed wife, “That knife is sharp.”
“You know,” Mrs. Todd replied, “my first husband, Bruce Carol, was killed in the kitchen with this knife.”
“How sad,”



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