When You Get A Text From Your Crush

July 27, 2016
By TheWriter03 GOLD, Raleigh, North Carolina
TheWriter03 GOLD, Raleigh, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"Not even the ocean will drown our soul"

Phone: *ping*


You: Later.


Phone: *ping*


You: Gosh Darn It! Who do you think you are? *picks up phone*


Crush: Hey


You: *makes pterodactyl noises* Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. *smiles like an idiot* He texted me 1st. He did that. Not me. It was him. He’s probably got a bunch of things to do, but he texted me! I’m like a priority to him. No! I’m above his priorities! I’m like oxygen to him! I am literally the air he breathes. *Texts Best Friend*


Best Friend: OMG OMG OMG! He’s so into you!


You to best friend: What do I say?


Best Friend: *comes up with epic plan to text this man that is definitely just trying to say Hi*


You: *types rapidly* *deletes what’s typed* *retypes rapidly* *repeats multiple times*
*Finally decides that “hi” is the best phrase to fit the guidelines your best friend has laid out for you* *presses send button* *feels relief*

(1 Minute Later)

You: WHY WON’T HE TEXT ME?????? Am I not good enough for him? What’s his deal?? It was probably the “hi”…… Only idiots use “hi”. God! You are such an idiot! Of course he’s not into you, have you seen you? ………..*Silence* ……… You know what? He doesn’t deserve me. I’m flipping awesome! I could have anyone I want! Screw him. I’m a beautiful, strong, independent, powerful-


Phone: *ping*


You: *Gasps* *Trips over self while trying to get to the phone*


Crush: wyd


You: *whispers* he loves me…..

The author's comments:

I know this might not be an accurate representation of ALL people and how they respond to texts from their crushes, but c'mon. We all know someone, or are that way when we get a text from someone we're in to. It's just for the laughs, no offense to anyone. Rate, and comment please! 

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