Never Let a Cat Talk

Morgan: (chasing after her cat that got out of the house) Get back here!
Toby: (stops running away from his owner and sits and grooms himself) Fine. I only stop because that squirrel got away... (looks at the girl)
Morgan: (blinks rapidly) what?
Toby: Did you not hear me?
Morgan: I... uh... did hear you... How are you talking?
Toby: I...Wait... You actually understand me?
Morgan: (nods) Uh huh…
Toby: Well this is new. Since you can understand me, there are a few things I need to get off my chest. First off-
Boy: (walks up) Hey how’s it going? Is that your cat?
Girl: (talking to Toby) Hang on one second
Toby: I will not hang on-
Boy: Were you just talking to your cat?
Morgan: Yeah. He keeps ranting to me.
Boy: Uh... He’s just meowing... That’s not ranting.
Toby: You need to-
Morgan: Shut up Toby!
Boy: Excuse me? My name isn’t Toby and it’s really rude-
Toby: And the litter box-!
Morgan: TOBY SHUT UP!
Boy: MY NAME’S NOT TOBY!
Morgan: My cat’s name is Toby and he won’t stop talking!
Boy: That cat of your is not talking! That’s it. You’re crazy. I was just going to politely talk to you, but forget it! Good day.
Morgan: But-
Boy: I said good day! (walks off)
Toby: Rude boy…
Morgan: (Grabs Toby by the collar) That is it! It seems like you need to take a bath and think about what you just did
Toby: What?! NO!
Morgan: Come on you stupid boy chaser offer cat (walks off stage with Toby)