"Hey John have you seen the latest episode of HHM?" said Joe sitting on the couch next to John's computer desk. "Uh, Joe..." "Yeah man? What's wrong?" "Something is going on with this book." "Whaddya mean?" Joe said curiously. "Read these words on the first page." Joe stood and walked over, eyes targeted at the hardcover. He began reading what he saw. "'Hey John have you seen the latest-’ Whoa! More words are going down the page as I speak! This is weeiiirrrrddd.” Joe looked in disappointment as the book did not show an elongated version of ”weird”. John turned to Joe. “Yeah, I didn't sign up for this. I'mma get rid of it.” One the second page, the words “You can't get rid of me!” appeared in font size 72. “Um, book,” both Joe and the words on the first page continued, “are you talking to us?” The word “Yes” appeared on the next page. The two guys looked at each other, worrying.