April 9, 2018
By Vafrouswriter BRONZE, Columbia Heights, Minnesota
Vafrouswriter BRONZE, Columbia Heights, Minnesota
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"Aworq Ronald. Judged for your crimes of Adultery. How do you plead?"

"Innocent, me lord. I shall never cheat on me beloved."

"That's what they all say. We shall let tee scale decide. Now give me your heart."

".......Whatever do you mean?"

"Give me your heart! I have no time for this. We must weigh it against the feather of Ma'at."


"Oh for me mom's sake. ANUBIS, take his heart."

"wait, what.....OH HOLY ISIS... THAT WAS MY HEART."

"Yes, that was quite self-explanatory. This is the entire concept. Weigh it!"


"Well, the scale can't lie. Aworq Ronald, you are charged on one case of adultery. AMMIT!"

"Please, please, wait. I wasn't me. I swea"


"Nice boy, Ammit. NEXT!"

The author's comments:

I did a school project on Ancient Egyptian's life/death rituals, and I was thinking about this the entire time.

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