stuck in the elevator

January 13, 2009
“I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready,” SpongeBob yelled as he hopped in the elevator.

As Simon Cowell walked in he said, “You are a saucy little thing aren’t you.”

“That’s hot!” Paris Hilton said while twirling her hair.

“So whose going to be my new BFF?”

“Mr. Krabs!” says SpongeBob.

“I do not have crabs!”

“Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!” Shouted SpongeBob.

"Your mother's so fat, her body has time zones." Simon said.

“No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.” Paris exclaimed.

Out of no where Simon comes out and says, “So make any new tapes lately Paris?”

You know what, “I don't care about that tape, it just reminds the world of what they can't have.”

“You are what we call a naughty little minx.” Simon says.
Paris winked as she said “Thanks sexy!”
SpongeBob feeling left out jumps out and says “So what’s everyone doing today?”

“Stopping at Wal-Mart for a few things, then I don’t know. “ Said Simon.

“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”

“SpongeBob, is that a pie in your pocket?” Simon said.

“A pie? Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share.”

“You’re cute” Paris said as she flipped her hair back.

“Well it’s about time, I’m out of here!” Simon happily said.

“Aw it was nice to get to know you boys; hopefully we’ll all meet up again sometime!” Paris said.

“I wouldn’t count on it” Simon said as he giggled a little bit.

“Have a great day new friends!” SpongeBob said happy as always.

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