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MONDAY 3-18-07 4:00pm

SETTINGS

VOICE RECOGNITION

WELCOME TO THE NEW VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE. WITH NEW VOICE RECOGNITION, YOUR COMPUTER WILL MORE READILY UNDERSTAND THE FLUXUATION IN YOUR VOICE WITHOUT ALLOWING OTHERS TO ENTER. TO BEGIN, PLEASE CLICK THE START BUTTON.

START?

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE A FEW TIMES SILENTLY. ONCE YOU HAVE A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF THE SENTENCE, CLICK AND HOLD RECORD AND SPEAK THE SENTENCE SLOWLY AND CORRECTLY IN YOUR NORMAL VOICE.

RECORD?


“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

GOOD! NOW PLEASE READ THE SENTENCE SEVERAL MORE TIMES, AND TRY TO CHANGE YOUR TONE OF VOICE. SPEAK AS THOUGH YOU ARE ANGRY, SAD, NERVOUS, OR ANY OTHER EMOTION YOU WISH.
RECORD?

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

ERROR. RECORD?

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

ERROR. RECORD?

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

ERROR. RECORD?

“Oh, to h*ll with it.”

DONE RECORDING?

THANK YOU. YOUR INPUT WILL BE PROCESSED.

PROCESS?

EXIT SETTINGS?

EXITING SETTINGS . . .

DEVICES

CURRENT DEVICES:
NO DEVICES

SCAN?

SCANNING . . .

SCANNING . . .

SCANNING . . .

CURRENT DEVICES:
CAMERA-347/SECU/1
CAMERA-347/SECU/2
CAMERA-347/SECU/3
CAMERA-347/SECU/4
CAMERA-347/SECU/5
CAMERA-347/SECU/6
CAMERA-347/SECU/7

SELECT DEVICE

SELECTED DEVICE: CAMERA-345/SECU/1

THIS DEVICE IS LOCKED.

PASSWORD?

“D*mn.”

PASSWORD?

*******

INCORRECT PASSWORD.
PASSWORD?

**********

INCORRECT PASSWORD
PASSWORD?

*****

INCORRECT PASSWORD.
DEVICE LOCKED.

EXIT DEVICES?

EXITING . . .

SAFARI

WWW.BLOGWORLD.COM

WELCOME FIREFLY14327
NEW MESSAGES:1
UPDATES: 0

OPENING MESSAGES . . .

FIREFLY:
I WANT A FULL REPORT OF PROGRESS ASAP.
IMABADASS244

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING MESSAGE . . .

IMABADASS:
HAVING TROUBLE CRACKING PASSWORD. ANY IDEAS?
FIREFLY14327

SEND?

SENDING . . .
MESSAGE SENT

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS244!

VIEW NOW?
OPENING . . .

FIREFLY:
I SUSPECTED AS MUCH. LIMITED AMOUNT OF TRIAL TIMES NO DOUBT, ALWAYS TRICKY. EXPERIMENT WITH THAT GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS. MAYBE SHE’LL LET SOMETHING SLIP IF YOU ASK HER THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
IMABADASS

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING MESSAGE . . .

IMABADASS:
I WILL TRY, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY SUCCESS PERCENT IS. SHE GREW SUSPICIOUS AFTER MY LAST Q AND A SESH. MESSAGE ME OTHER IDEAS, I’LL TRY THIS OUT.
FIREFLY14327

SEND MESSAGE?

SENDING . . .

MESSAGE SENT

EXIT SAFARI?

EXITING . . .

TALKBOX

WELCOME BACK FIREFLY14327!

FRIENDS ONLINE:
CHRIS1435
JOSH997
HUNNYKINZ

NEW CHAT WITH HUNNYKINZ?

FIREFLY: HEY SMOOCHUMS

HUNNYKINZ: HEY CUDDLEBEAR

FIREFLY: HOW ARE YOU?

HUNNYKINZ: I’M FINE. HOW ARE YOU?

FIREFLY: FINE. I WAS WONDERING . . .

HUNNYKINZ: WHAT IS IT SNOOKUMS?

FIREFLY: WELL THERES THIS MOVIE COMING OUT SOON . . .

HUNNYKINZ: AWWWZ! OF COURSE ILL GO WITH YOU! I <3 YOU!

FIREFLY: THANKS DARLING (:

HUNNYKINZ: ANYTHING ELSE?

FIREFLY: WELL THERE IS SOMETHING . . .

HUNNYKINZ: WELL DON’T KEEP ME WAITING!

FIREFLY: WELL I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD SHOW ME AROUND THE APARTMENT BUILDING. I KNOW YOU CAN. YOU GOT A BACKSTAGE PASS CUZ YOUR DAD OWNS THE PLACE. I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE SECURITY ROOM.

HUNNYKINZ: I DON’T KNOW. DADDYKINZ TOLD ME NEVER EVER EVER SHOW ANYONE THE SECURITY ROOM.

FIREFLY: COME ON HONEYBUNNY! YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING MALICIOUS.

HUNNYKINZ: BUT ALL THOSE QUESTIONS YOU WERE ASKING THE OTHER DAY . . . ABOUT HOW TO MAKE THE SECURITY CAMERAS SHOW UP ON YOUR DEVICE LIST?

FIREFLY: JUST QUESTIONS DARLING. BESIDES, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WOULDN’T BE EASY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO HACK IN. BUT THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED IT, WITH THE TRIPLE SET OF PASSWORDS AND THE FIREWALL, SOUNDS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO JUST HACK INTO. I WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN THE SECURITY OF THE CLIENTS OF THE HOTEL.

HUNNYKINZ: YOUR SO SWEET! I CAN’T WAIT 2 C U @ THE MOVIE. WHEN ARE WE GOING?

FIREFLY: HOW ABOUT TOMORROW (TUESDAY) AT TWO THIRTY?

HUNNYKINZ: SOUNDS GREAT! ITS THAT NEW ROMANCE ISNT IT?

FIREFLY: DEAD ON!

HUNNYKINZ: THATS SO NICE! I KNOW YOU DON’T LIKE THOSE.

FIREFLY: SO ABOUT THE TOUR?

HUNNYKINZ: OF COURSE. TOMORROW AT 4, RIGHT AFTER THE MOVIE KK? OH! G2G! LUV U 4EVAH!

FIREFLY: LUV U 2 HUNNY!

HUNNYKINZ HAS GONE OFFLINE

“Thank God.”

SAFARI

WWW.BLOGWORLD.COM

WELCOME BACK FIREFLY14327!

NEW MESSAGES: 1
UPDATES: 0

OPENING MESSAGES . . .

FIREFLY:
I CAN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER OPTIONS. NEITHER OF US ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO BYPASS THE SP’S, AND WE CAN’T VERY WELL ASK AROUND FOR SOMEONE WHO IS. DID YOU GET HER TO SPILL?
IMABADASS244

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING MESSAGE . . .

IMABADASS:
NO WORRIES, GOT THE GOODS. I HAVE A BACKSTAGE PASS TOUR SCHEDULED FOR MYSELF ONLY. I’LL BE ABLE TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AROUND. OBVIOUSLY IT WON’T BE POSTED UP SOMEWHERE, BUT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET INTO KEYCHAIN OR SOMETHING AND CHECK IT. OR RECENT HISTORY. I’LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
FIREFLY14327

SEND MESSAGE?

SENDING . . .

MESSAGE SENT.

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS244!
VIEW NOW?

OPENING . . .


FIREFLY:
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. BE CAREFUL THOUGH. I’M SURE THEY HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS IN THERE. MAKE SURE YOU GET IT CUZ THAT MIGHT BE OUR ONLY CHANCE.
IMABADASS244

DELETE MESSAGE HISTORY?

DELETING . . .

MESSAGES DELETED.



TUESDAY, 3-19-07 5:00PM

DEVICES

CURRENT DEVICES:
NO DEVICES

SCAN?

SCANNING . . .

SCANNING . . .

SCANNING . . .

CURRENT DEVICES:
CAMERA-347/SECU/1
CAMERA-347/SECU/2
CAMERA-347/SECU/3
CAMERA-347/SECU/4
CAMERA-347/SECU/5
CAMERA-347/SECU/6
CAMERA-347/SECU/7

SELECT DEVICE

SELECTED DEVICE: CAMERA-347/SECU/1

THIS DEVICE IS LOCKED.

PASSWORD?

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PASSWORD ACCEPTED

OPTIONS

DISPLAYS

DISPLAY INPUT ONTO SCREEN?

CONNECTING . . .

CONNECTING . . .

CONNECTING . . .

RETRIEVING DATA . . .

SECURING FEED . . .

PROCESSING . . .

DISPLAYING . . .

CHANGE TO MILLIONS OF COLORS?

CHANGING DISPLAY . . .

CONVERTING . . .

TASK COMPLETE

“Well what have we here? As assumed, Subject is not at all what she appears to be. Let’s see here . . . looks like she’s got a coder . . . decoding device . . . stealth suit . . . make-up kits . . . wait till Operator hears about this one.”

SAFARI

WWW.BLOGWORLD.COM

WELCOME BACK FIREFLY14327!
MESSAGES: 0
UPDATES: 0

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING MESSAGE . . .

IMABADASS:
I’M IN. SUBJECT IS AS SUSPECTED. WILL CONTINUE OBSERVATION.
FIREFLY14327

SEND MESSAGE?

SENDING . . .

MESSAGE SENT

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS!
VIEW NOW?

OPENING . . .

FIREFLY:
EXCELLENT. COMMENCING SECOND PHASE. KEEP IN TOUCH. TWO DAYS OF NONCOMMUNICATION AND I WILL ASSUME YOUR COVER WAS BLOWN.
IMABADASS244

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS!s
VIEW NOW?

OPENING . . .
FIREFLY:
AGENT, TRY NOT TO DO ANYTHING STUPID. I’M REALLY QUITE FOND OF YOU AND WOULD HATE TO SEE YOUR CONTRACT TERMINATED FOR NO GOOD REASON. KEEP SAFE.
IMABADASS244

“Aww, will you look at that. He has a heart after all.”

DISPLAY FEED ACTIVATED

“Subject has dressed semi-nicely for something. She looks casual . . . too casual if you ask me.”

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING . . .

IMABADASS:
SUBJECT IS MOVING. WILL FOLLOW STEALTHILY. MORE LATER.
FIREFLY14327

EXIT SAFARI?

EXITING . . .

CUT OFF VIDEO CONNECTION?

DISCONNECTING . . .

DISCONNECTION SUCCESFUL


WEDNESDAY 3-20-07 5:00PM

SAFARI

WWW.BLOGWORLD.COM

WELCOME BACK FIREFLY14327!

MESSAGES: 1
UPDATES: 0

VIEW MESSAGE?

OPENING . . .

FIREFLY:
HOW ARE YOU? STILL AMONG THE LIVING I HOPE? MISSION SUCCESSFUL? SEND DETAILS.
IMABADASS244

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING . . .

IMABADASS:
MISSION EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL. INTERCEPTED IMPORTANT SUBJECT MESSAGES BETWEEN HERSELF AND CONTACT. SHE SAYS THEY WILL STRIKE IN THREE DAYS TIME AT THE WORLD BANK. CALL IN BACKUP, SENSES ARE TELLING ME IT WILL BE BIG.
FIREFLY14327

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS!
VIEW NOW?

OPENING . . .

FIREFLY:
GOOD WORK. I’M GLAD YOU SUGGESTED WE MONITER THEM AGAIN. THEY HAVEN’T TRIED ANYTHING BIG SINCE THE YEAR 2500 WHEN THEY DESTROYED OUR BACKUP FILES AND COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY. I THOUGHT WE HAD PRETTY MUCH BEATEN THEM BACK AND EXTINGUISHED THEM 400 YEARS AGO. BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOU WERE RIGHT. THEY HAVE BEEN GATHERING STRENGTH FOR A LONG TIME NOW, AND THEIR NUMBERS ARE MANY. HOWEVER, I BELIEVE WE MAY BE ABLE, WITH THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE SECURED FOR US, TO STOP THEM. IN OTHER WORDS, I COMMEND YOU ON YOUR EXTRAORDINARY WORK.
IMABADASS244

EXIT SAFARI?

EXIT CANCELLED.

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING MESSAGE . . .

IMABADASS:
THANK YOU. IT MUST HAVE BEEN AWKWARD FOR YOU TO ADMIT YOU CARED. I HOPE I WILL SEE YOU IN A BRIGHTER TOMORROW.
FIREFLY14327

SEND MESSAGE?

SENDING . . .

MESSAGE SENT

UNDO?

UNDO CANCELLED


FRIDAY 3-22-07 3:00PM

MESSAGE FROM HUNNYKINZ

SMOOCHYPOO, ARE YOU THERE? I HAVEN’T HEARD FROM YOU IN A DAY AND A HALF. ARE YOU ALRIGHT? MESSAGE ME BACK SOON SNICKERDOODLE! <3

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS

WAS THE MISSION SUCCESSFUL?

NEW MESSAGE FROM STANLEY333

HEY DUDE WASSUP? HAVEN’T TALKED SINCE COLLEGE. HOW GOES THE BRO-MAN?



SUNDAY 3-24-07

NEW MESSAGE FROM HUNNYKINZ

JIGGYPOO, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ON IN SO LONG AND I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE YESTERDAY AND YOU WERE GONE. WHATS HAPPENING? PLEASE MESSAGE BACK <3

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS

I ASSUME YOUR LONG SILENCE ISN’T WITHOUT REASON AND YOU ARE PROBABLY DEAD OR CAPTURED BY ENEMY UNITS. ALSO, SINCE I HAVEN’T SEEN THE DESTRUCTION (OR ATTEMTED DESTRUCTION) OF THE WORLD BANK, I ASSUME IT WAS EITHER A TRAP OR YOU DEALT WITH IT SO SMOOTHLY IT NEVER EVEN REACHED THE NEWS. I PRAY FOR YOUR SAFETY.


FRIDAY 4-5-07

SAFARI

WWW.BLOGWORLD.COM

MESSAGES: 2
UPDATES: 1
VIEW MESSAGES?
VIEW UPDATES?

NEW MESSAGE?

CREATING . . .
IMABADASS:
MISSION WAS SUCCESSFULL, BUT NOT WITHOUT LOSS. I LOST ALMOST MY ENTIRE TEAM, AND MY LEFT ARM UP TO THE ELBOW. I WAS CAPTURED BY ENEMY FORCES FOR THREE DAYS, AND ONLY JUST RECENTLY MANAGED TO ESCAPE. I DON’T THINK I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE. I’D LIKE TO RETIRE. SETTLE DOWN. HAVE A LIFE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
FIREFLY14327

NEW MESSAGE FROM IMABADASS!
VIEW NOW?

OPENING . . .

FIREFLY:
YOUR REQUEST IS BEING PROCESSED.
IMABADASS244

SATURDAY 4-6-07

SETTINGS

VOICE RECOGNITION

DELETE VOICE RECOGNITION FILES?

DELETING . . .

VOICE MEMORY DELETED

EXITING SETTINGS . . .

SAFARI
WWW.BLOGWORLD.COM

WELCOME BACK FIREFLY14327!
MESSAGES: 2
UPDATES: 1

DELETE ACCOUNT?

DELETING . . .

ACCOUNT ERASED

WWW.CIASECURITYFILES/JOSHHENRY/AG/SECU.GOV

PASSWORD?

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PASSWORD ACCEPTED

CASEFILE: JOSH HENRY
AGENT CODENAME: FIREFLY
ETHNICITY: AMERICAN
BIRTHDATE: 1-29-75
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER: ACCESSCODEREQUIRED

DELETE CASEFILE?

DELETING . . .

AGENT DELETED
WWW.HUMANRECORDS.GOV

PASSWORD?

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PASSWORD ACCEPTED

SEARCH?

SEARCHING . . .

NAME: JOSH HENRY
SIBLINGS: 3
PARENTS: DECEASED
SSN: ACCESSCODEREQUIRED
AGE: 32
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION?

DELETE RECORDS?

CAUTION! DELETING THIS RECORD WILL EFFECTIVELY DELETE THIS MAN/WOMAN FROM HUMAN MEMORY. NO ONE WILL KNOW HE/SHE EXISTED IN A MATTER OF FIVE YEARS. ALL TRACES OF HIM/HER WILL BE ANNIHILATED. IF THIS PERSON IS STILL ALIVE, DO NOT SELECT CONTINUE. AN AUTOMATIC SEARCH OF RECENT DEATH CERTIFICATES WILL COMMENCE UPON SELECTING CONTINUE.

CONTINUE?

CHECKING DEATH CERTIFICATES . . .

DEATH CERTIFICATE ACQUIRED

PERMISSION GRANTED

DELETING . . .

DELETED

NEW ENTRY?

ENTER NAME: JOHN HAYMETER
ENTER SIBLINGS: 0
ENTER PARENTS: AARON AND LIVIA HAYMETER (DECEASED)
ENTER SSN:***-**-****
ENTER AGE: 32
ENTER BIRTHDATE: 5-13-75
ENTER HOMETOWN: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
ENTER SPOUSE: N/A
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION NOT REQUIRED
SAVE ENTRY?

SAVING . . .

ENTRY SAVED

EXIT SAFARI?

EXITING . . .

WIPE DISC?

WIPING . . .

DISK WIPED. PLEASE SELECT RESTART TO COMPLETE PROCESS.


WELCOME TO WINDOWS. CLICK HERE TO BEGIN PERSONALIZING YOUR NEW WINDOWS 7000 WITH VOICE RECOGNITION.

PERSONALIZE?

SHUTDOWN?

SHUTTING DOWN . . .




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This article has 3 comments. Post your own!

Steph0804This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 4:46 am:
omg I loved this! But I think you should have taken a break from all that caps lock, and some of the random things (like the college friend) were distracting. Also, I think you meant "attempted," not "attemted"
 
Gingeriffic replied...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 6:11 pm :
haha yeah the college friend was pushing it, but I just wanted to make it seem like he had a normal life too. and yes, thank you for catching my typo, I did mean attempted. Also, I was trying to differentiate the "computer font" from the "speaking font", so I tried to make the computer have the most angular, formal font I could find, whereas the speaking had a rounder style :) still, thank you for the edits!
 
Steph0804This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Sept. 1, 2011 at 5:31 am :
Oh, ok, I see now. this work was AWESOME! 
 
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