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Kenneth and Steven
(Opens with Steven and Kenneth playing with action figures)
K: My Swordsman of the Dark Woods uses Laser Sword! Minus 25 Health Points!
S: Well my Phantom Lady of The South Lake strikes back with Galaxy Blast! Minus 40 Health points!
K: Gosh Steven, you have been truly blessed with a knack for Elfin Warriors of Pluporter!
S: Why thank you Kenneth. I have been training at the dojo of the Mighty Leocrok.
K: WHOA. You got the expansion pack???
S: Opening night, baby.
(Butch enters and knocks action figures off table)
B:Hey losers, can I play?
K: Sure, let me whip up a quick character for you!
B: Just kidding! You guys suck!
(Butch beats the poop out of Kenneth and Steven)
B: Where did you guys get that stupid game? The Stupid Game Store? Hahahahaha!
S: No, we got at Mythical Slayers Comic Book Store, IDIOT!
K: Get your facts right, NOOB!
B: I’m outta here! You guys need a life!
(Butch punches Kenneth and Steven one more time and exits)
S: If only we could retaliate on Butch with brute force!
K: But how? We are weaklings! Remember?
S: Yeah, I guess. Shall we continue the game?
K: We shall.
(K and S pick up action figures and resume gameplay)
END OF SCENE 1
(K and S playing game, B enters)
B: What is the nerd herd up to now?
K: We are trying to play Elfin Warriors of Pluporter.
S: And if you could leave us alone, that would be great.
B: Come on let me play!
K and S: NO!
B: Fine! Then we are doin’ this my way!
(Butch Pounds Kenneth while Steven watches, with anger)
S: (Angry) GUARDIANS OF LEOCROK, GIVE ME POWER!!!!
K: No not the portal! It has been opened!
B: What are you fruits doing?
(Everyone falls down)
END OF SCENE 2
(STOP MOTION PICTURES)
(BOYS WAKE UP AS ACTION FIGURES AND ARE VERY CONFUSED)
K: What the heck?
S: Dude, open your eyes! We are on Pluporter!
K: This is so flarking awesome!
S: I think we are in the Mountains of Elm so that means that are quest carries on over... (Points) there!
K: Let’s go!
(SCENE CHANGES TO BUTCH ACTION FIGURE IN THRONE)
B: How did I get in this place. I don’t belong in nerd world!