Kenneth and Steven

By , Park City, UT
SCENE1

(Opens with Steven and Kenneth playing with action figures)

K: My Swordsman of the Dark Woods uses Laser Sword! Minus 25 Health Points!

S: Well my Phantom Lady of The South Lake strikes back with Galaxy Blast! Minus 40 Health points!

K: Gosh Steven, you have been truly blessed with a knack for Elfin Warriors of Pluporter!

S: Why thank you Kenneth. I have been training at the dojo of the Mighty Leocrok.

K: WHOA. You got the expansion pack???

S: Opening night, baby.


(Butch enters and knocks action figures off table)


B:Hey losers, can I play?

K: Sure, let me whip up a quick character for you!

B: Just kidding! You guys suck!


(Butch beats the poop out of Kenneth and Steven)


B: Where did you guys get that stupid game? The Stupid Game Store? Hahahahaha!

S: No, we got at Mythical Slayers Comic Book Store, IDIOT!

K: Get your facts right, NOOB!

B: I’m outta here! You guys need a life!


(Butch punches Kenneth and Steven one more time and exits)


S: If only we could retaliate on Butch with brute force!

K: But how? We are weaklings! Remember?

S: Yeah, I guess. Shall we continue the game?

K: We shall.

(K and S pick up action figures and resume gameplay)


END OF SCENE 1






SCENE 2

Next Day

(K and S playing game, B enters)

B: What is the nerd herd up to now?

K: We are trying to play Elfin Warriors of Pluporter.

S: And if you could leave us alone, that would be great.

B: Come on let me play!

K and S: NO!

B: Fine! Then we are doin’ this my way!

(Butch Pounds Kenneth while Steven watches, with anger)

S: (Angry) GUARDIANS OF LEOCROK, GIVE ME POWER!!!!

K: No not the portal! It has been opened!

B: What are you fruits doing?

(Everyone falls down)


END OF SCENE 2

Scene 3

(STOP MOTION PICTURES)

(BOYS WAKE UP AS ACTION FIGURES AND ARE VERY CONFUSED)

K: What the heck?

S: Dude, open your eyes! We are on Pluporter!

K: This is so flarking awesome!

S: I think we are in the Mountains of Elm so that means that are quest carries on over... (Points) there!

K: Let’s go!

(SCENE CHANGES TO BUTCH ACTION FIGURE IN THRONE)

B: How did I get in this place. I don’t belong in nerd world!





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